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The only Two Rules for iTunes

1. When you get hooked on a show control the number of episodes you buy.

Ok so I am completely hooked on the show(blog post about how funny it is soon) How I Met your Mother (my friend thinks I’m like Barney, should I be offended or flattered I kinda think both let me know)and I started out buying two or three for a mini road trip(200 miles or less) and by the end of one week I had bought around 20 episodes for an extremely large bill that I am not proud of so take it from me, the expert of life, think before you buy.

2.If something doesn’t work just report a problem.

I rented a Harold and Kumar movie for a plane and the movie didn’t work. So earlier today I reported it and a HIMYM episode that didn’t work. The TV Show I have already downloaded and watched(FUNNY) and have gotten a refund for my movie. Trust me you pay 200+ dollars on an iPod they are gonna have good costumer service.

This post was orignal going to be 5 rules but I couldn’t think of them so if you have any others let me know!

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Me in my Glory Days: Part 3

Uh-Oh we have a future model over here! Ahhh this picture makes me proud look at me and my sexy* eyes that are staring intently into the camera and that horse that me the Pre-Madana model/athlete/astronaut/actor/cowboy specifically requesting a horse with a hat for my carriage ride around Central Park after a MAJOR stuffed animal shopping spree at FAO Schwarz! Heck, I could be George Washington with that body! Riding my trustee white horse my golden (dyed of course) white hair glistening in the sunset after a hard day at work. I mean the muffin guy got my order wrong and that opened a huge hoopla you know the make-up girl put on Tutti-Frutti lip gloss instead of my usual Blushing Berry(yes I looked that up) you know how it is with stress and all that. Yep. Just look at how sexy I was in my glory days!

*I am not that full of myself. Trust me I’m a lovely person!

 

 

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Me in my Glory Days:Part 1

Hey guys, I’ve got some good news: I’ll be on vacation at Lake Tahoe for the next 3 days and then want to rest for the next 3. So, in order to keep posting and still enjoy the Lake, I’m starting a 6 part(maybe more, if it’s successful) segment where I will post pictures of me when I was a young chap and ramble on about the them because well, it’s hard not to. So without further adieu:Me!

 This is me at my cousin’s wedding now I’ve always felt that I look my best when I’m all dressed up but this is clearly and exception to that. I look like I’m in one of those movies where the Hero is joking with the Bad Guy while his slow painful death is about to start and he knows he is about to die but figures he should spend the end of his terrible misunderstood superhero life thinking about the happiest thing in his life.He then finally realises why he is on this earth: not for himself but to help others. I think that’s the moral we should all take away from this sad yet secretly beautiful photo.
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Best Dessert in America

Lake Tahoe

Spending a week at Lake Tahoe is nice enough but when you get to go to their famous restaurant, Sunny Side it makes it UNBELIEVABLE! We boat into the lake parking lot and all know whats coming, Hula Pie. But first we have to eat the other delicious food that Consists of superb burgers, sandwiches and zucchini sticks(Tastes a lot better than it sounds). So their food is amazing but make sure you have time because it takes a very long time for the main course but once you get your food you forget all about how long it took. You quickly finish your meal then the real treat begins. Order the Hula Pie and anything wrong in your life disappears into a delicacy filled with cold ice cream, warm hot fudge and fresh whipped creme all mixed into one perfect dessert. So if you are ever at Tahoe, sail on over to Sunny Side for a perfect meal at a perfect lake!

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Dans Thoughts on Rap and Douchie Roommates

I just spent the last 5 days at Sports Broadcasting Camp in LA and I had a great time but a douchie roommate. So I get to my dorm and he is sitting on his bed declaring himself king of the dorm. At that point we had our first class and were getting along great but after that it was all downhill. Now this camp isn’t at all tiring untill we play football at night and have been running around for 2 hours. After that we play cards till 11 and go to bed. If only it were that simple. I get back to my dorm and find my 3rd roommate who had come late. The two of them really hit it off and silently decide they want to stay up all night. When I protest I get a whiplash of random, irrelevant,  Homophobic, Racial, and Sexist slurs. During this argument both of them are blasting the music from hell that is known as rap. Finally I just turn the lights off and they fell right asleep. This went on the exact same way for 3 nights but included progressively worse rap, iPad taking(didn’t take me long to get it back), pillow stealing(me and I’m not proud of it), black mailing and more irrelevant homophobic,racial and sexist terms. My bad roommate luck continued at this camp but it is still a highlight of my summer.

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Best Burger in LA

the apple pan

Image by the__photographer via Flickr

So, I’m on vacation in Los Angeles and today we went to a LA classic, The Apple Pan and WOW what a burger it’s juicy, it’s crispy, it’ll make your mouth water and your taste buds tingle. The fry’s  are top-notch as well but the real treat: the cherry pie. It is UNBELIEVABLE it comes complete with juicy cherries and a delicious creme filling! So if you are ever in town come on down to The Apple Pan for a lunch to remember. If you go there tell me ehat what you think in the comments.

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