Ok I’m going to be honest and say that I started writing this at 9:28 AM on December 31, but I will post it at exactly midnight with my first picture. So technically I’m not cheating. Anyway let’s get on with it, I’m going to give you my ups and downs of 2011. If you have any questions then just look at the title until you get the concept. Got it? Good, let’s get started.
Best Lighting in a TV Series:
Just kidding please don’t go away! No but really could you imagine I mean those awards just suck so much! Okay it’s business time now.
Hello, I’m Dan I’ll be your host for the first annual Keeping Up With Dan Awards. Our first award is going to my favorite TV show of 2011. Remember it doesn’t have to be a new show it just had to be on air in 2011. So, without further adieu the best TV Show of 2011 is…
How I Met Your Mother
It’s the next buddy comedy in a line that started with Seinfeld, then Friends and now HIMYM. The only question is: What’s next? Also a mention to the close runner-up: The Big Bang Theory.
Now it is time for the best movie of the year. This summer we saw a lot of comedy’s come out and now, as always the serious movies are creeping into theaters. I’m not going to bore you with the serious one’s because that’s the Oscars job. So, now I present to you, the Movie of the Year…
Horrible Bosses had one of the best casts of the year and it was the funniest movie of the year! If you haven’t seen it yet, don’t today because it will ruin all of the comedies that come out this year!
Now let’s go to one of my favorites: The Bust of the Year. Now once you see what it is it’ll be pretty obvious why but I still have to have some fun talking about this…
Kim n Kris: 72 Days in Hell
First, a message from Kris Humphries who couldn’t be here tonight because he is to busy losing with the Nets.
Dear My Beloved Fans(who don’t exist),
I would like to thank you for all of your support through this tough time. I should have seen that my marriage was coming to an end the second she made me sign the prenup. But, unfortunately I wasn’t paying attention to the document if you catch my drift. I would like to gladly inform you that Kim and I are still friends because that is the only I can get on national TV. Anyway thank you and It’s a honer to receive this award.
Now one from Kim Kardashian:
Dear Fans(who unfortunately do exist),
I promise to write a more gracious acceptance speech but Dirk Nowitzki it about to come out from practice and my New Years resolution is to grab that while it’s hot! Anyway I am so honored!
That was, um, really nice of them to write but it is time to move on to our final award: Person of the Year…
I’m typing this post on a macbook. The fact that he created this incredible machine is enough to say from the bottom of my heart,”rest in peace bro”.
Well that concludes our awards It was a great 2011 and I would love to talk to you about it in the comments. I would also like to remind you that this post is also the start of a great 2012 here at Keeping Up With Dan, with my first Project 365 post. Thank you all so much for reading and remember that if you liked this post there are many ways for you to spread the joy of KUWD by using the buttons below and by simply telling your friends and family! Happy New Year and remember to come back tomorrow for day 2 of 365!